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Wit Quotes

Discover 18 memorable quotes about wit. Perfect for memorization and inspiration.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.

— Emma Woodhouse(Emma)

witbehavior

I hope you do not write with ease. A pen is scarcely worth having if it tempts one to dispatch a note with such celerity.

— Mr. Darcy(Pride and Prejudice)

witwriting

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

— Jules Winnfield(Pulp Fiction)

wit

If my answers frighten you, Vincent, then you should cease asking scary questions.

— Jules Winnfield(Pulp Fiction)

witintimidation

Normally, I would say auf wiedersehen, but since what auf wiedersehen actually means is 'till I see you again...', and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say goodbye.

— Dr. King Schultz(Django Unchained)

farewellwit

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

— Jules Winnfield(Pulp Fiction)

answerswit

I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!

— Eleanor of Aquitaine(The Lion in Winter)

threatjusticewit

He has a knife. I have the sharpest tongue. And of course, those who hold it live longer.

— Eleanor of Aquitaine(The Lion in Winter)

witdanger

He has a knife. I have the sharpest tongue. And of course, those who hold it live longer.

— Eleanor of Aquitaine(The Lion in Winter)

witdanger

I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!

— Eleanor of Aquitaine(The Lion in Winter)

threatjusticewit

Exactly… which few did you have in mind, Majesty?

— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart(Amadeus)

witretort

You wanted the miracles, I give you the FBI.

— Hans Gruber(Die Hard)

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