Humor Quotes
Discover 326 memorable quotes about humor. Perfect for memorization and inspiration.
The closest I ever gave to a pie was shepherd’s.
— Mrs. Lovett(Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
humorcooking
You’re gonna die!
— Captain Hammer(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
threathumor
We do the weird stuff.
— Moist(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
humorsidekick
You give my regards to St. Peter. Or is it… St. Paul?
— Captain Hammer(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
humorbravado
I have a PhD in horribleness.
— Dr. Horrible(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
humorvillainidentity
She may cry but her tears will dry when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia.
— Dr. Horrible(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
romancehumor
You are not my nemesis!
— Dr. Horrible(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
rivalryhumor
I just might sleep with the same girl twice—those are the kind of perks I’m talking about!
— Captain Hammer(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
humorarrogance
It's not enough to bash in heads; you’ve got to bash in minds!
— Captain Hammer(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
actionhumor
The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.
— Dr. Horrible(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
villainambitionhumor
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
— Captain Hammer(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
dutyhumor
I’ve got a PhD in horribleness, you see.
— Dr. Horrible(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
identityhumor
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