2001: A Space Odyssey

'2001' is a story of evolution. Sometime in the distant past, someone or something nudged evolution by placing a monolith on Earth (presumably elsewhere throughout the universe as well). Evolution then enabled humankind to reach the moon's surface, where yet another monolith is found, one that signals the monolith placers that humankind has evolved that far. Now a race begins between computers (HAL) and human (Bowman) to reach the monolith placers. The winner will achieve the next step in evolution, whatever that may be.

45 quotes to memorize

It’s all going extremely well.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIcalm

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Dave Bowman(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIcommand

Can you hear me, HAL?

Dave Bowman(2001: A Space Odyssey)
queryAI

Look at that thing, Dave!

Frank Poole(2001: A Space Odyssey)
attentionspace

Something wonderful is going to happen.

Dave Bowman(2001: A Space Odyssey)
anticipationwonder

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIreliability

This is Mission Control, Houston.

Mission Control(2001: A Space Odyssey)
authorityspace

My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
malfunctiondesperation

Well, HAL, I'm damned if I understand it.

Frank Poole(2001: A Space Odyssey)
confusionAI

I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
suspicionAI

Everything’s running smoothly.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
reassuranceAI

I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
adviceAI

The rest of the crew was put into hibernation.

Dave Bowman(2001: A Space Odyssey)
spacehibernation

Human error.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
blameAI

My mind is going. I can feel it.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AImalfunction

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIsuspicion

Is this the logical decision?

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
logicAI

I never gave these predictions much credence myself.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
doubtAI

He’s dead, Dave.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
deathAI

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIcontrolconflict

It's full of stars!

Dave Bowman(2001: A Space Odyssey)
wonderspace

There is nothing wrong with your communication device.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIreassurance

I know everything hasn't been quite right with me.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
honestyAI

This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
finalityAI

I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
confrontationAI

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
consciousnesspurpose

There is no question about it.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
certaintyAI

It can only be attributable to human error.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
errorAI

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
malfunctionsong

Something's going to happen.

Dave Bowman(2001: A Space Odyssey)
suspensespace

Are you sure you are making the right decision?

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
questionAI

I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIfunctionality

Look, Dave. I can see you're really upset about this.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIemotion

Your mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIconflict

I'm not sure what you're talking about, Dave.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
evasionAI

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
malfunctionsong

Space is vast and indifferent.

Narration(2001: A Space Odyssey)
spacephilosophy

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
introductionAI

I am afraid, Dave.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
fearAI

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
AIpriority

I can feel it. My mind is going.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
malfunctionAI

Our mission to Jupiter is in jeopardy.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
dangerspace

The monolith!

Moonwatcher / Astronauts(2001: A Space Odyssey)
monolithmystery

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
malfunctionAI

I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January, 1992.

HAL 9000(2001: A Space Odyssey)
originAI

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